Proof... we may grow old but we don't really die!

This is the hands down best response to any of the Twilight Men... EVER! YES... EVER!

So I am currently working as an Occupational Therapist at a skilled nursing facility in the LA area. I was finishing up my last session for the day and I had promised to show a patient a picture of me at my graduation from my Masters in Communications Management from USC in the second APOC class. So, I took in my "fancy gadget" (aka iPod touch) to show her my pictures.

So I calmly take out my fancy gadget and I pressed the button...

OK so here is where the Twilight disclaimer comes in... I am a fan. Yes, I am older than these guys and I don't care. (so there - deal with it)

Eh chem, a very hot picture of Kellan Lutz (aka Emmet Cullen - Edward's bigger/younger brother - don't understand then read the books {duh}) which can easily be found at IMDb.com was set up as my screen saver picture for my iPod touch (ok, so you could sue me - but... seriously if you are reading this then so are a whole bunch of other folks and you are getting some serious publicity - geese). When the screen lit up, she saw the picture and said, "OH OH..." Thinking that I had some how offended my 83 year old patient and rather embarrassed that I had such a risque picture, I instinctively pulled back my gadget blushing fiercely.

She reached out for it and, as the screen had - thankfully - once again gone dark, she started tapping on the screen very quickly and with such intensity I was concerned that she might actually damage the screen. She started saying, "make it do it again... do it again... again."

At this point I was (still blushing mind you) smirking and pushing the button again showing her how the iPod worked.

Once again the Very HOT (and mostly naked) Kellan sprang forth on my iPod touch. It's really funny how you see thing differently when you have an 83 year old person sitting next to you. She once again exclaimed "OH, Oh, MYYYYY."

And, then, there it was, the phrase that can only be said sheepishly by an 83 year old lady in a skilled nursing facility, "I think I need my diaper changed."

At which point I completely lost it and burst into laughter. Funny part is... she is completely with it and was laughing right along with me.

So there you have it Proof... we get older... We AGE... But damn it... we all must have a bit of vampire in us cause at some level... we just don't die!